This past week, Mario Lopez guest stared on Nip/Tuck. And finally… after years of waiting… I got to see a 90% body shot of him. Wow. Now, his chest is a bit too muscular for me. It looks hard. And not comfy to lay on. But the backside… whew. I am not ashamed to say I re-wound my tivo about 3-4 times before deciding to finally move on. It was enough to think bad thoughts about Mario and want a bit of alone time.

Last year, the show went a bit crazy. Over the top for even Nip/Tuck. But this year, I’m liking it again. Especially the dynamic between Christian and Sean.

Ladies…do you want to hear a man with a silky voice who is also beautiful, gorgeous, handsome, etc.?  If so, go straight to VH1 and watch Javier.  They have a few clips of him singing.  Heaving him sing live is a real treat.  I've been watching his schedule waiting for him to make a stop in Washington D.C.  That would be one concert where I'd be working hard to get as close to the front as possible.  You know he'd spot me in the crowd.  Lock eyes with me. And he would sing "She Spoke to Me" and call me up on stage to dance with him.  Later, a man would walk into the crowd, come up to me, and whisper "excuse me, please come with me" and then lead me backstage to Javier's dressing room.  I'd walk in and waiting for me would be loads of Stargazer Lillies. "How did he know?" I would wonder.  As the concert finishes, he would walk into the room and, well, I can't type the rest. This is a PG blog.  Ok ok, I know – wake up, right?  hahahahaha  A girl can have her fantasies can't she??

On the radio this morning, I heard about a new camera. It makes you look slimmer. Seriously. It is new by HP.Are things so bad that you have to buy a camera to make yourself feel better? Can't you just exercise? I know sometimes I'll put on some clothes, look in the mirror, do the "could someone possibly think I'm pregnant in this outfit? check" and then walk out the door. Later, I'll see a photo and think "jeez – why did I wear that?". But I wouldn't want a camera distorting that. I want to feel good about myself, by myself, for myself. I want to see what I REALLY look like regardless if its good or bad. My weight has mostly come off after having my baby. It hasn't been easy. I'm not one of those women who has the baby and *poof* two weeks later I look great again. Those women are sick and evil. (hee hee) This time has been much harder than last as I seem to be losing weight everywhere but my stomach. How does that happen? I can fit into almost all my pants but some of them I can't quite button or zip up and my shirts still don't fit right. Its annoying but I'm working at it. And I seriously don't need a camera to feel better about myself.

They also talked on the radio about new jeans that help you look slimmer and lift your ass. Now, I can get behind any jeans that are gonna lift my ass. Its important. I like my ass for the most part and I know that others like it too. (feel free to chime in if you do) I have good thighs as well. If they are to be enhanced – I'm all for it. Its just that my stomach gets in the way. Hopefully, by the end of May there will be a big difference as I've really stepped up my changes in eating and am picking up the level of activity now that its actually nice out. I need to wear my bikini at the pool so I can get more dirty looks from the other moms!!